When she's not inciting wars of religion
, Katy Perry spends her time associating herself with Memphis. Witness: Her latest video is set in Memphis, Egypt, an obvious allusion to how cool she thinks the Bluff City is. The very colorful and in no way ridiculous video also features Juicy J, who is the favorite act of every person in Tennessee, according to the news
. So, we can conclude that Katy Perry wants to marry Memphis. Even if she doesn't, getting rid
of blues clown John Mayer
is a good start. Katy Perry is coming to FedExForum on October 5th. It is widely assumed that she will marry Memphis then.