by Chris Davis
According to reports from Nashville, Sen. Stacey Campfield, the man recently honored as "Legislative Shitmuffin of the Year," is getting his own musical!
From The Tennessean:
A local theater group, Music City Theatre Company, is planning an "original political satirical show" around one of the state's most outspoken Republican lawmakers. "Casey Stampfield: The Musical" debuts June 27 at Vibe Entertainment Complex on Church Street and runs through July 12, with a special performance on primary day, Aug. 7. Tickets are $9.99.
I'm sure everybody will leave the theater singing, "It Was One Guy Screwing a Monkey," and "Don't Say Gay," but I'm really looking forward to "Shuck & Jive," "Slow Train to Auschwitz," and the big Sex Week dance break.
Okay, so none of those songs are in the show, but here's one that is:
And you can hear all the rest here.
UPDATE: Okay, so apparently there are two, count them, two Stacey Campfield musicals. And that's just Stacey Campfield musicals that we know of. As it happens, the one I linked for sound clips— Stacey Campfield: The Musical— ISN'T the one being performed which is Casey Stampfield: The Musical. It's like a mirror held up to a looking glass reflected in a puddle— I can't tell which way is up.