A LYING, CROOKED BUNCH Why should John Kerry apologize for telling an undeniable truth? As the good Senator said, the Republican Administration currently in power is a lying crooked bunch, and theres just no getting around that basic fact. They lie about their past, they lie about the economy, they lie about how much their programs cost, they lie about national security, and they lie about their wars. Can there be any doubt they would about where their withered genitals have and have not been, should the opportunity present itself? John Kerry did something dumb. He allowed a private comment to go public. Its sort of like when Bush and Cheney, unaware that their mics were hot, called a certain reporter an, asshole...oh yeah, big time. There are, of course, two important distinctions. Kerry is a Democrat, and therefore hes actually held accountable for his words in ways Republicans clearly are not. Secondly, Bush and Cheney stated an opinion, whereas Kerrys statement, objectively considered, is difficult to refute. Lets forget that the actual cost of Bushs new Medicare package was deliberately suppressed to make it more palatable, not to Democrats, but to the few remaining Republican legislators who actually prize fiscal responsibility and service to their country. Lets put aside everything we know about what Bush said his tax cuts for the rich would do for the working classes. Lets ignore his job creation numbers, and federal budgets, and just focus on the sheer volume of misleading statements leading up to the war in Iraq. Rep. Henry Waxman has compiled a database of the administrations lies concerning Iraq: http://www.house.gov/reform/min/features/Iraq_on_the_record/ The site is generous to Bush. It gives him the benefit of the doubt and does not include any statements which could only be deemed false or misleading given the benefit of hindsight. It only collects false and misleading statements which appear to be deliberate, and in conflict with information available to the White house at the time they were made. In spite of Waxmans extraordinary generosity, the number of misleading statements, not to mention the outright lies is positively shocking. Waxmans database collects 55 misleading statements made by President George W. Bush in 27 separate appearances between September 12, 2002, and July 17, 2003. Vice President Dick Cheney is charged with 51 misleading public statements between March, 2002, and January 2004. Secretary of Defense Rumsfeld chalked up 52 misleading statements between May, 2002, and November 2003. Secretary of State Colin Powells misstatements between April 2002 and October 2003 number 50. And then theres Condi. She only told 29 whoppers over the course of 16 public appearances. She was the least visible member of the crew during the run up to war, but she was also the most dishonest with 8 categorical statements that were entirely false. Nobody in the White House knew the American intelligence community had doubts about Iraqs alleged attempt to import Uranium from Niger? Thats what Security Advisor Rice told the American people in no uncertain terms. For those who were counting thats 237 willful attempts to con, not only America, but the world in order to engage in a war against Iraq that had been in the planning stages from the earliest days of the Bush Administration. Thats 237 whoppers about only one thing: Iraq. And as mentioned earlier, there are many, many areas where this secrecy-obsessed administration has been less than truthful. In the climactic scene of A Few Good Men Jack Nicholson rails, The TRUTH? The TRUTH? You cant HANDLE THE TRUTH! By this point, of course, we all know his character is so steeped in a culture of mendacity that he has long ago forgotten what that five-letter word he keeps shouting really means. Its fairly easy to see why the Bushies might want Kerry to apologize for his harsh, but accurate words. Like the New Testament Pharisees who pray loudly in the temple, but play dirty in private to preserve the power they so enjoy, the Bush Administration has built its very foundation on a mountain of deceit and treachery. They have forgotten what truth is. And they have forgotten that it hurts.