Jared Fogle, the Subway diet spokesperson, speaks out.
March 14, 2001 at 4:00AM
We regularly see actors on commercials claiming to have had their
migraines, diarrhea, psoriasis, hemorrhoids, halitosis, depression, colds, and
flatulence cured by some new and/or improved miracle potion that is up to 10
percent more effective than the other leading brand, the liquid or capsule
answer to a visit from Glenda the Good Witch. We don't know what these
performers actually promote once the cameras have stopped rolling, nor can we
be sure they actually suffer these accursed ailments.