The NSA: We Can Hear You Now!
In light of the recent revelation of the vast collection of American's phone data, the Obama Administration and the National Security Agency have been taking a public relations beating. In order to combat this, the Administration has turned to the advertising agency of Cooper/Sterling/Draper/Targaryen/Lannister to come up with slogans designed to soften the impact. The following suggested slogans were leaked to the Fly by an unnamed source. But it was probably that Snowden guy.