by Danny Bader
Memphis— Is child star/outsider weapons designer Amanda Bynes considering a run for the Memphis Mayor's office?
When asked to comment on a possible Bynes platform, an area politico who asked not to be named suggested that she might surround Mud Island with sharks and turn it into a prison for drug offenders.
"She said she'd get rid of all the rats," our source claims.
"Then she screamed at me and threw gas on what looked like a dog."