Monster Owl Spotted in Memphis, Fox 13's Lauren Lee Reports

Posted by Chris Davis on Fri, Oct 11, 2013 at 2:19 PM

It begins with this tweet...

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For some perspective, the average owl weighs between 3 and 5 pounds. There was a photo too. Sort of.

OMG its a GIANT EFFING OWL! Or something.
  • OMG it's a GIANT EFFING OWL! Or something.

According to Fox 13's Lauren Lee the owl is a dirty rotten thief who will steal your hat. And your earbuds.

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It will also snatch your squirrel. Or your dog that looks like a squirrel.

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So lock up your squirrels. Or your squirrel-dogs. Stay indoors and stay tuned to Fox 13 (or at least Lauren Lee's Twitter feed) for further Monster Owl developments.

You'll also want to track down all the responses to Lee's report. And read them aloud.

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A monster owl ate my baby!

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Posted by Jeff on 10/11/2013 at 2:27 PM

@ Jeff

HaHaHa!!!!

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Posted by thecatsmeow on 10/11/2013 at 2:57 PM

I feel compelled to note that the owls are not what they seem.

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Posted by Joey Hack on 10/11/2013 at 3:12 PM

Also, I hope it and the midtown coyote don't get into a fight. Oh, who am I kidding. That would be amazing!

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Posted by Joey Hack on 10/11/2013 at 3:16 PM

Are they sure it's not Mothra?

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Posted by nobody on 10/11/2013 at 3:57 PM

If it carries squirrels away, it can't be all bad.

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Posted by Joe Spake on 10/11/2013 at 9:37 PM

Oh, crap! Kevin got out of his cage. Sorry, all.

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Posted by DaveC. on 10/12/2013 at 8:06 AM

Barred owls are known for doing this kind of thing! Lucky he had on a hat or he might have gotten hurt. They are the second largest owl, next to Great Horned Owls. They eat a lot of birds and squirrels.

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Posted by Kathy on 10/17/2013 at 2:22 PM

Nobody, I just checked and those two tiny island girls I keep in the bread box have escaped again.

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Posted by Jeff on 10/17/2013 at 3:08 PM
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