by Chris Davis
It begins with this tweet...
For some perspective, the average owl weighs between 3 and 5 pounds. There was a photo too. Sort of.
According to Fox 13's Lauren Lee the owl is a dirty rotten thief who will steal your hat. And your earbuds.
It will also snatch your squirrel. Or your dog that looks like a squirrel.
So lock up your squirrels. Or your squirrel-dogs. Stay indoors and stay tuned to Fox 13 (or at least Lauren Lee's Twitter feed) for further Monster Owl developments.
You'll also want to track down all the responses to Lee's report. And read them aloud.