by Greg Akers
Okay, here's a story that sounds like the most untrue thing ever. Naturally, I'm going to link to it.
The word on the e-street is that Steve Jobs, co-founder and CEO of Apple and all-around master of the universe, may be on the move to Memphis. The reason: health. Jobs is on a leave of absence from his post while suffering from pancreatic cancer.
Alexander Haislip, the guy with the original blog supposition about Jobs relocation, points to the presence of St. Jude Children's Research Hospital as a reason the man may be coming here. I think it's safe to scuttle that theory, as Jobs, 54, is a little too long in the tooth to qualify for treatment at St. Jude.
Nevertheless, we'll keep you abreast of any developments — most likely the debunking ones.