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Here's what Memphis resident Sherra McMinn had to say to WMC-TV about her neighbor James Faulk, who was arrested for exposing himself in Overton Park: "We've lived next door to him all this time, and I've never seen him do anything like that. Never come outside in his underwear or nothing, much less expose himself."
Memphis' own Cybill Shepherd made Access Hollywood host Billy Bush blush last week by confirming a sordid detail about Elvis' sex life.
Bush: I can't even read this quote. Did you ever say this?
Shepherd: Yes. That's right.
Bush: You can read it.
Shepherd: Can I?
Bush: Yes, you're allowed to. (Calling off set) Legal, get ready.
Shepherd: Really? Is it okay for me to say this? Okay, the man loved to eat, but there's one thing he wouldn't eat.
Bush: Finish it.
Shepherd: Until he met me.
Last year, Fly on the Wall reported that robber Martin Reilly, disguised as Elvis, had become the scourge of British bookmaking joints. He has been sentenced to life in prison. Extra time, presumably, for not putting much effort into his costume.