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P.S. I LOVE YOU

P.S. I LOVE YOU

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According to various news reports, Larry Henry of Memphis has declined to press charges against his fiancee Shirley Martin, even though she attacked him with an eight-inch butcher knife. Martin stabbed Henry in the chest because she thought he was sneaking a peek up another woman s skirt, and in retaliation Henry bit Martin s pinky finger. But the two have resolved their differences and are still planning to get married sometime next month. Like they say, If you love something, stab it in the chest. If it comes back, it s yours forever.

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