One more art opening: This one is tonight at Memphis Botanic Garden for paintings for Caroline Coolidge Brown. And it s live music by The Gabe & Amy Show at The Glass Onion. I now I have go see a man about a moose. As always, I really don t care what you do this week, because I don t even know you, and unless you can find that poor guy s stolen cottage cheese underneath the soccer fields in California, I m sure I don t want to meet you. Besides, it s time for me to go see if he s back out there. You never know when it might be Jesus testing you. -- T.S.