If you haven t had a chance to check out Cooper-Young s newest eatery/bar The Glass Onion, tonight would be a good night because there s live music by The Gabe & Amy Show; try the to-die-for smoked gouda cheeseburger with grilled leeks. Excellent. And there you have it. As always, I really don t care what you do this week, because I don t even know you, and unless you have a bumper sticker on your Ford that reads ONE PISSED OFF HILLBILLY, I feel sure that I don t want to meet you. Besides, it s time for me to go stake out in my neighbor s yard to see if there s any more action. I m thinking, a weed eater-miniskirt combination would be good. -- T.S.