Tonight's Brooks Museum of Art First Wednesdays at the Memphis Brooks Museum of Art features a gallery tour, a Brushmark Restaurant dinner, a champagne tasting, a presentation of video works by Memphis College of Art professor Kim Beck, and music by the Don O'Barr trio. And last but certainly not least, the ever-wonderful, ever-beautiful, ever-sweet, and ever-talented Ms. Di Anne Price is playing tonight in the lobby of the Madison Hotel. Go there and have drinks at the hotel's Grill 83 and you'll be set. Or don't. As always, I don't care what you do tonight or any other night, because I don't even know you, and unless you can assure me that no "slammer worms" (think about that one!) are going to infest my computer, then I feel quite sure that I don't want to meet you. Besides, it's time for me to blow this dump and go see if we've invaded Luxembourg yet.