Tonight's Memphis Brooks Museum of Art First Wednesday Series features a Scottish celebration. And one final note: In case you haven t heard, Anderton's is back open for lunch again. Now that is reason to celebrate. Which is up to you. As always, I couldn t care less what you do this week, because I don t even know you, and unless you are the original sender of the e-mail that featured flames coming out of Britney Spears (well, there's that word again that I really don t want to mention in print) while she sang a song about passing gas, I m sure I don t want to meet you. Besides, I have to go remove all the Swiss cheese from my refrigerator because the leader of our country says it doesn t work. The cheese, that is.