About "Hugh Freeze Is the Best Bargain in College Football" and a possible contender for the head coaching job at Ole Miss or the U of M:
"Even though Memphis would be more pay, it would definitely be a step down from Arkansas State. Why would Coach Freeze leave a successful program to go to one that will be a struggle to revive? His stock will only get better staying at ASU, and Memphis could be a dead-end job."
About "Three Lessons from the Penn State/Sandusky Affair":
"Lesson #1: Don't do this. Lesson #2: See #1."
About "Jason Baldwin Makes Appearance at Local Paradise Lost 3 Screening":
"There was absolutely nothing these three guys did wrong. Did you see Jason Baldwin in the documentaries? He was just as innocent and sweet as those precious three little boys that lost their lives."
Comment of the Week:
About "Strip Club Regulations to Take Effect in January":
"Why stop there? Why not require each dancer to wear a burqa and every patron a chastity belt? And we'd all drink Snapple while the ladies dance to scratchy old 78s of the Glenn Miller Orchestra."