About "Cuisinart Thinks I'm Stupid" because of the instructions for taking it out of the box:
"Detailed instructions are crucial to me, I guess because of my confusion trying to set up my Ronco Seal-A-Meal many years ago. Losing my right testicle because of vague directions taught me a lesson I won't soon forget."
About "Neighborhood Texture Jam at the Hi-Tone Café" and the band's on stage antics:
"The wielding of the chainsaw is an urban legend. Circular saw, yes. Weed Whacker, sure. Jackhammer, certainly. Giant rock-crushing cement-making machine, absolutely. Chainsaw? Nope. Someone would lose an arm."
About "Kroger Tweeting" while shopping:
"'Twaddling' about shopping at Kroger: surely the apocalypse can't be far behind." — M_Awesomeberg
Comment of the Week:
About "The Might of Blight" and a problem that isn't going away:
"I have a super idea. Let's stop calling it blight and start calling it Blinght! That is how we fix things around here, isn't it? Start a commission, get a grant, rename the problem, and market our slogan." — jeff