Let Us Interpret Your Dreams Using Art


Do you have night terrors? Lucid dreams? Recurrent REM cycle anxieties about your teeth shattering, or waves swallowing your home, or talking catfish? Allow us to help.

According to Google and goodreads.com, the eminent surrealist Salvador Dali once said, "Take me, I am the drug; take me, I am hallucinogenic." It is with this same general ethic in mind that we invite you, reader, to have your dreams interpreted through the timeless lens of art.

  • Egon Schiele, "Sleeping Woman (Wally Neuzil)"

Simply write an email describing the dream you want interpreted and our experts will run it through a time tested (/entirely improvised) algorithm. We will then return to you an accurate interpretation of your subconscious wanderings. Email: eileen@contemporary-media.com or leave your dreams here. 

Thank you, and goodnight. 

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