Your Fly-Team has seen a lot of weird Elvis-related auctions and sales. This one,
however, is a special kind of WTAF. So much so that it's being submitted without comment.
From the listing:
All you Elvis collectors lookie here. I have a real pubic hair from Elvis Presley plucked by my ex-wife Billie Jean Flurt from Elvis crotch in 1965. I hate to part with it. But it can be yours for Christmas for $5000.00. Comes with letter of authenticity signed by Colonel Parker. I guarantee its real!
Sounds like a great XXX-mas gift for a special hardcore fan, if you smell what we're stepping in.