At this past week's Board of Adjustment meeting, board members reviewed a request from what appears to be payday loan establishment that offers a little something extra.
And by "a little something extra" I mean chicken.
14. DOCKET: B.O.A. 14-72 (City)
LOCATION: 5411 Elvis Presley Blvd.
APPLICANT: Chicken and Checks, LLC
USE DISTRICT: Commercial Mixed Use-3 (CMU-3) District
REQUEST: Variance to allow a payday loan establishment within 1,320-feet of a residential district and within 1,000 feet of an existing payday loan establishment (UDC Subsection 2.6.3M(1&2).
That's right folks. Chicken. And checks. Where you can cash your payday loan check and, presumably, get some chicken.
May God and Jack Pirtle have mercy on our souls.