really got nothing on Tennessee Man.
At least not if the latter is from Memphis
, anyway. To wit (as they say), included among the most circulated news stories in the Bluff City this week, was this item
about a naked car driver
who enjoys it when people take videos.
According to various reports, Mr. Naked Car-Driving-Man also likes touching himself.
Memphis police officers are on the lookout for a man who people say is creeping out drivers by driving naked while pleasuring himself.
Last month, Allyson Duckworth spotted a man she says was driving naked. She says the man had on nothing but sunglasses and a hat. She also says the man was touching himself. She spotted him at Highland and Poplar Avenue.
"It still bothers me,” says Allyson Duckworth, who had grabbed her camera and started recording the man's actions. "When I started videoing him, he really enjoyed that, I think he wants to be seen and wants to be found."
One photo of the suspect shows a man committing "the same act," wearing woman's shoes and nothing else. Which is perfectly understandable considering just how sexy the right pair of shoes can make you feel.
In an unrelated story
a WMC reporter told viewers about a child thrown from the roof of a car on Mud Island while standing on the roof of a car. Because... we give up.