Senator Marsha Blackburn Murders Police Officer

by Davis Christopher on June 14, 2019 at 1:37PM

Popular political commentator Helmut Mann offered an opinion as to why Blackburn would create a fictional police officer only to murder him. Mann, known for his cheeky, Nazi-light views, and for being a snappy dresser, says there's only one thing we can know for sure.

Choosing Choice: The Great School Voucher Deception

by Chris Davis on April 25, 2019 at 1:25PM

"While stopping the expansion of Medicaid under Obamacare was a necessary first step, it is still our responsibility as Tennesseans to find affordable healthcare solutions for our most vulnerable neighbors," Beacon CEO Justin Owen told media. Instead of Medicaid access, Beacon supported  "right-to-try" legislation, allowing terminally ill patients access to choose certain unapproved FDA treatments.

MAGA Bro Pens Love Letter to MAGA CAP: Dammit Gannett

by Chris Davis on February 1, 2019 at 9:14AM

"Nonpartisan" and "fair and balanced" journalism sound like great ideas. But they probably aren't what you think they are.

No Next Day Election Results For Gannett Newspapers

by Chris Davis on November 2, 2018 at 10:54AM

If there was ever a news item worthy of the "Dammit Gannett" tab, it's this. Via The Nashville Scene:

Great Works of Literature as Written by the Shelby Co. Election Commission

With Help from The Memphis City Council

by Davis Christopher on October 19, 2018 at 12:22PM

Men at War

Old Friends Won't Let Women Bring Them Down

by Davis Christopher on October 3, 2018 at 11:31AM

Personal security coach Archer Cox doesn’t think Armstrong’s taking the threat seriously enough. “If you’re not wearing a body cam and packing a taser, you’re not prepared for this fight,” he says.

Body Double: Trump's Other Memphis Connection

by Chris Davis on July 11, 2018 at 5:11PM

Forcing Cards — How to Identify Divisive Internet Propaganda Before Sharing

by Chris Davis on June 29, 2018 at 3:58PM

, regardless of your feelings for said candidate, their feelings about Trump, or any number of grievances regarding dirty politics, rigged systems, Russian trolls, or any other extenuating circumstance. Re-fighting this long lost campaign or even thinking about recreating it actually or by proxy in 2020, is insane by definition.

Quest for Grocery Store Porn — Testing Diane Black's Theories About School Shootings

by Chris Davis on May 30, 2018 at 4:05PM

Long story short: Black's weird claim just doesn't seem to be true. Can we please get back to the time-honored business of blaming society's ills on comic books, Atari, and satanic messages hidden on Black Oak Arkansas cassette tapes?

Wikipedia edit trolls the Tennessee House of Representatives

by Chris Davis on April 18, 2018 at 2:40PM

City Accidentally Erases Wrong Murals

by Chris Davis on February 9, 2018 at 2:26PM

Marsha Blackburn's Hair Identified as Brain-Eating Parasite

by Davis Christopher on January 31, 2018 at 8:49AM

"Who talks like that?" Ichbaum screamed into his laptop.

President Dedicates Karaoke Performance to Puerto Rico

by Davis Christopher on October 2, 2017 at 1:09PM

"This is from the band's huge, chart-topping 1981 album, Escape," the President said over the piano intro. "And I think we all know what it's like wanting to escape sometimes, don't we?

Remember When Memphis Comment Trolls Wanted to Remove Public Art?

by Chris Davis on August 23, 2017 at 11:31PM

But let's not kid ourselves. It wasn't JUST the Communist history upsetting the easily upsettable.

Remember The Time Andy Holt Said Nathan Bedford Forrest Was a Civil Rights Leader?

by Chris Davis on August 19, 2017 at 1:18AM