A Few Suggestions for the Midtown Schnucks



  • memphistanista.com

Elizabeth Alley, a local artist and the blogger behind Listwork, has turned her attention to the Midtown Schnucks.

The list is both funny and pretty much on-target.

Here are just two:

5. Since you always seem to be caught off guard by all of the customers wanting to check out between 5 and 6 PM, I'm going to let you in on a secret: You have a lot of customers in the store between 5 and 6 PM, and should maybe up the number of registers open at that time.

7. Make the first driveway, the one closest to the store, exit only.

Read the rest here.

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