They Kissed a Fish

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Yesterday, I happened to be at Whole Foods during their "Kiss the Fish" promotion, a Valentine's Day special for which shoppers toss aside their dignity for a bargain on lobster tails.

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I asked an employee if anyone had accepted the offer. He said lots. I was skeptical, but as I was walking away, a couple approached and ...

Smooch!

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