by Susan Ellis
I spotted a pile of Lazy Cakes: Relaxation Brownies ($2.99 per brownie, serves 2) at the gas station at Main and Auction downtown.
They are "Recommended for Adults Only."
The relaxation comes presumably from the brownie's melatonin and valerian root extract.
More from the label:
This product is not designed to treat, diagnose, cure or prevent any illness. Lazy Cakes are recommended for adults only. If you are taking prescription medication, pregnant or nursing, consult your health care provider prior to using this product. Do not drive or operate heavy machinery after consuming this product. Do not mix with alcohol.
I'll report back on the brownie when I regain consciousness.*Co-worker Bianca Phillips saw the post and told me that she had tried to do a story on them, but the owner wasn't interested. More here: bakedworld.com