by Susan Ellis
If you read this book and practice what it teaches,
It won't help your favorite candidate win election
It won't help your favorite team to win the NFL or NBA
Nor will it help your sex life, but ...
It will sho-nuff help your bbq'n!
Remember — "Southern White beans," never pass gas in a Southerly direction — So ....
You should choose your "beans" carefully.
Yours in que,
P.S. May Godl bless you and the republic for which we stand. God bless America!