It's Halloween. Nothing is scarier than some creepy old god trying to eat your babies. Parents, don't forget:
Leviticus 18:21: "And thou shalt not let any of thy seed pass through the fire to Moloch"
Unless it's the dark-horse entry for greatest Memphis rock band ever - the blues rock band Moloch
- don't let the trick-or-treaters near the real Moloch or any Ammonite gods this holiday season. Be safe out there.
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Boo cares? Merry Christmas.