As a former denizen of Yankeeland and a diehard fan of the Pittsburgh Penguins, I post this photo, the ultimate example of what was known in the '80s and '90s as "hockey hair." This is Jaromir Jagr, circa 1993.
And for comparison's sake, I'm also posting this picture of my friend Herman's dog. Mocha, circa 2015.
Who wore it better?