Elvis, Rubber Ducks, and Panties

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Now, there's a headline! And there's even a story to go with it. It seems that since its purchase of rights to all things Elvis, sports and entertainment conglomerate CKXE has introduced a few Elvis products that have irritated Elvis purists. These would include a plastic Elvis mask with sunglasses attached, an Elvis rubber duck, and, gasp, Elvis panties, so you can wear the King close to your, well, your, um, well ...

But we say, hey, Elvis probably liked panties, so big deal. Rubber ducks, we're not so sure about.

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