Brangelina's Baby Named After Bloody Civil War Battle

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Here's the first picture of Brad and Angelina with their new baby. She's bigger than we expected, somehow.

Okay, we're just kidding. But they did name her Shiloh, no doubt for the bloody 1862 battle fought in Hardin County. We see a sojourn to the battlefield for America's favorite celeb couple in the near future, just to show the l'il one her roots. Or not. It doesn't really matter as long as we get a million hits on our Website.

For a real — though illegal — look at Shiloh Nouvel, go here.

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