Frankly, We Prefer "Pants Python"

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Photos recently surfaced of Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz frolicking in Hawaii, leading all the professional nosy Nellies to continue their speculation about the couple’s status. The gossip columns have been awash with “They’re off/They’re back on” rumors, but we’re more concerned about this sentence, published in Scotland’s Daily Record: “The singer, known as Trousersnake, appeared smitten by Charlie’s Angels beauty Cameron in her pretty white and brown bikini.”

Trousersnake?! Maybe we’re late to the party, but is that his nickname everywhere? Seriously, we’d hate to hear what the Daily Record would call us.

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