Okay, we're just kidding about the sky-diving and sex. But still, it isn't every day that someone turns 116, and Elizabeth Bolden of Memphis does it today.
Bolden, who was born August 15th, 1890, had been thought at one point to be the world's oldest person until the Guinness Book of World Records found Maria Capovilla of Ecuador, who will supposedly turn 117 on September 4th. Sure, in Ecuador years!
To read more about Ms. Bolden, go here.