National Meth Awareness Day is Here!

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Don't you just love the holiday season? Turkey with all the trimmings, stockings hung by the chimney with care, chestnuts roasting on an open fire, and of course, crystal meth.

That's right folks! To help you through the long wait between Thanksgiving and Christmas/Kwanzaa/Hanukkah, today we celebrate NATIONAL METH AWARENESS DAY, where, presumably, we are to celebrate all things amphetamine.

Even if Memphis doesn't get the "wintry mix" local meteorologist and grocers are praying for, we can still have a white holiday, thanks to the U.S. Department of Justice. Stimulating, isn't it?

Learn all about meth on its very special day here. And remember, read slowly.

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