Look, folks, all we do is report the insanity. We couldn't make this stuff up if we tried to. There's a new Website in Great Britain devoted to finding David Gest's Memphis maid, Vaginica Seaman.
You may remember, a couple weeks back, that we reported the London Sun had called the Flyer offices asking us to send a reporter to Gest's riverbluff house to talk to his maid and verify her name. Due to the long-distance connection and the incomprehensible British accent on the other end, our reporter thought they said his maid's name was "Vagina."
But no, it's Vaginica. And they're still looking for her.