Justin Timberlake was named the biggest music star of the year at VH1's "Big in '06" awards.
The singer said: "Thank you VH1 and thank you everyone who bought the record. I will see you on tour."
Okay, none of this is particularly unusual or even exciting, except for certain oddities in the posting on the ITV website: 1) The picture of JT says it's Kiefer Sutherland. 2) Weirdly, David Hasselhoff's ode to hitchhiking, "Jump in My Car" won for best comeback of the year.
But here's our favorite part: "Showbiz gossip guru Perez Hilton presented friend Paris Hilton with an award for biggest outlaw of 2006.
"Paris beat off stiff competition from the likes of Willie Nelson, Mel Gibson, and Dick Cheney to claim the honour."
Even for Paris, that's a tough night's work.