"But considering Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore are two of the world's highest-paid actresses, you'd think they could afford a "roll-up" each instead of having to share.
"Chilling out on a beach in Hawaii, the Charlie's Angels pair celebrated Drew's 32nd birthday with friends and appeared to be enjoying a cannabis joint.
"Laughing and giggling, the girls didn't seem very upset over their recent breakups -- Cam from singer Justin Timberlake, and Drew from Strokes drummer Fabrizio Moretti. You could say they were having a high old time."
A "cannabis joint"? A "high old time"? Who wrote this -- Walter Winchell?