Dig It! Two Graves For Sale in Memphis. Dirt Cheap!

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We knew you could buy just about anything on eBay, but we didn't know you could actually purchase your final resting place.

A seller has recently listed two "side-by-side" burial plots in Memphis Memorial Park, and explains they are in the "Sunny Slope" section, which — until now, we presume — has been sold out. What's especially impressive about this listing is that that the shipping costs are free!

But we can't help but wonder: Why doesn't the seller need them anymore? Does he know something we don't? We smell a plot! (heh)

At any rate, the starting price is $3,000, and so far there are no bids. Better act fast! Delaying any longer would be a grave error.

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