Three cross-dressing customers who attacked a McDonald's staff late Sunday evening have been, um, dragged off to jail after police captured them yesterday afternoon. (If you somehow managed to miss this Memphis moment, get the details here.)

Dacorian Greer, Danny Mitchell, and Lynn Gillespie, all in their late 20s, were charged with assault and damage of property over $500 after their unladylike behavior, which included smashing the drive-thru window and peeling off accessories to better teach the workers a lesson in customer service.

We're breathlessly awaiting the surveillance video from the fracas, which has been handed over to the Shelby County DA's office.

No word yet on whether the assailants will be held in the women's or men's prison, or whether the manager of the fast food restaurant has caught all kinds of hell for getting a beat down from transvestites. Either way, the mug shots are priceless. See more at WREG's website.