Here's a real bargain for those of you looking for a nice homey place in Central Gardens: The Church of Scientology is offering to sell its Memphis headquarters at 1440 Central for a mere $895,000.
Sure, it may sound a little pricey, but the amenities are pretty sweet: There are 17 rooms, including six bedrooms, 3 1/2 baths, a game room, a 750-sq. ft. den, three fireplaces, and a "finished" basement.
And that basement, by the way, is really a 3,000-sq. ft. "purification center," which would certainly be a handy spot for sleeping off a hangover, if nothing else. Or creeping out your friends.
Not to mention, you could tell all your guests, "Lisa Marie slept here."
Check out the listing at Realtor.com.