Sister Myotis, the satirical saint of all things Southern and sanctified, is opening her new show, Sister Myotis' Church Retreat, at Theatreworks on March 20th.
Meanwhile, the good sister -- who has been known to provide "good Christian panties" to naughty young ladies who've been seduced by the liberal thong -- is struggling to come to grips with confusing modern technology, like podcasts, mobile phones, and tweets.
Of course there's really no point in any further explanation when, thanks to the miracle and/or curse of youtube, we can all spend some private time with Sister, aka Memphis actor/writer Steve Swift.
Sister Myotis' Church Retreat, a Voices of the South production, runs March 20-29. For additional information, call 726-0800.