Literal Advertising: "Male Sexual Medicine"

by Chris Davis on December 11, 2013 at 3:47PM

The good folks at the Downtown Shell Station don't believe in beating around the bush.

Buck Wild Towing

by Chris Davis on December 4, 2013 at 12:21PM

There comes a time when every person looks in the mirror and asks, "Is there a wilder towing company out there?" And the answer, my friends, is yes.

Rampaging Rhino Spotted in Downtown Memphis

by Chris Davis on November 21, 2013 at 10:29AM

In Praise of Booze

by Chris Davis on November 15, 2013 at 12:02PM

I've never seen the ghost of Elvis on Union Avenue, but I'm pretty sure this is a spirit photo of Joni Mitchell who turned 70 last week. Happy birthday Joni.

A Picture of Stoners Getting High on Walnut Grove

by Chris Davis on November 7, 2013 at 12:15PM

Two guys named Stoner have started a "soft wash" service and given it the best name in the history of soft wash services. This is assuming that there is a history of soft wash services.

Huge Naked Yard Sale!

by Chris Davis on August 31, 2013 at 9:23AM

I don't think you can sell those at a yard sale, can you?

Security Distilled

by Chris Davis on August 22, 2013 at 12:31PM

The driver of this truck deserves one of the Commercial Appeal's awkwardly named "Memphis Most" awards, because it's a little awkward, and easily one of the most Memphis things I've ever seen.

Staying Classy at the Gold Club on Summer Ave.

by Chris Davis on August 17, 2013 at 3:10PM

The Gold Club throws down a gauntlet...

Memphis Soon to Have Two Gas Stations

by Chris Davis on August 15, 2013 at 10:45AM

According to The Voice reporter Barb Pert Templeton, "Not having a gas station in town has been a hardship for Memphis residents for a couple of years now, but it seems they may have a pair of places offering petrol soon." Whoa.

Reefer Madness

by Chris Davis on July 9, 2013 at 10:41PM

Sung to the tune of "Ghostbusters" by Ray Parker Jr.: If your joint burns, Faster on one side, Who you gonna call?

Salad Bars Are For Closers

by Joey Hack on July 8, 2013 at 3:30PM

Behind every sign put up in a restaurant, there is bound to be a story. At Elliott's on Second in Downtown Memphis, signs warn of disasters and doom due to salad bar abuses.

Is it Art or a Typo?

by Chris Davis on July 6, 2013 at 9:17AM

From FOTW's earliest days as a slender gray column of newsprint your Fly-team has been on the lookout for the best signs in Memphis. And our definition of "best" is pretty broad.