"Crave, pine and yearn no more! Memphis Maes has opened its doors in Croton-on-Hudson. Memphis Maes is the first authentic southern BBQ restaurant in northern Westchester County. But Maes is much more than finger lickin good BBQ it is an eclectic delectable collection of down-home comfort food served in a warm bistro-style setting."
Ick. Combine a purple-prose press release with some damn Yankees trying to start a BBQ "bistro" in someplace called "Croton-on Hudson" (surely they made that up), and you've got the makings of a culinary disaster.