Every year, the Blues Ball, surely the most anticipated social event on the calendar, arrives with a list of celebrities who will be in attendance. Some are celebrities you know. Others, however, are celebrities you don't know. Take for instance Blues Ball celeb Mouna Ayoub, whom you will remember from the smash film ... Um, well, perhaps you may remember her hit single ... uh. Well, she makes the Blues Ball celeb list, and she's currently floating around the world on her luxury yacht, Phocea, so she must be somebody. The point is that W magazine has sent a shot over the free-spending divorcee's bow declaring her to be "Eurotrashed." W quotes one arbiter of taste saying, "She's committed social suicide," by dating a man who just doesn't measure up to jet-set standards. Oh well, Mouna, you can always come back to Memphis. We never knew who you were in the first place.