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FINALLY, A CURE FOR TOE JAM

FINALLY, A CURE FOR TOE JAM

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A fax titled "Save the Toes!" alerted us that "recent developments in the state of the world have brought this important issue to the forefront. Thousands of toes are trampled mercilessly every week in nightclubs, at weddeings, even at corporate functions; so we have arranged a series of Save the Toes Seminars to eradicate this blight on society. We are starting a grass-roots campaign right here in the Mid-South, which will start with the Save the toes Party this (and every) Thursday night! Come as you are, bring your own toes, and a sense of humor. It's FREE if you bring a friend. $10 per person otherwise. Call 755-3737 for more information on how you can SAVE THE TOES." Oh, we won't give it away. Just call the number.

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