According to "Tree Service Responds to Fallen Elm," a major report from The Commercial Appeal, a recent storm left at least one elm down in a private driveway near Forest Hill-Irene Road in Germantown. The situation was so dire that Howard Klink, a 48-year-old "landscapist" with Woodland Tree Service, was called in to clear the debris.
"Just a storm came through this morning and blew it over in the neighbor's driveway," Klink was quoted as saying. "So they called us just to get the top cut out so their neighbor could get through, and then we'll come back later on, probably tomorrow or the next day, cut the rest of it down."
So somebody in the circle has completely wet-lipped your doobie, and on top of that, it's burning way faster on one side than the other. Who you gonna call?
Yes, we know it means "refrigerated unit repair," but chilly unit jokes are so sophomoric.
WMC News-bro Jason Miles deserves a special Flyer "Best of Memphis" award for his Twitter profile pic, which says everything a reporter could want a profile pic to say.
Jason Miles: To get the story, he'll crawl under a car.