Elite Memphis, the free glossy magazine featuring wall-to-wall grab your buddy snapshots of generally well-heeled, often expensively (if not particularly well-) dressed revelers at all of Memphis hottest parties, is starting a Web site. Though still under construction, www.elitememphis.com describes the publication in the following, inexplicable terms: We are a monthly, full-color publication following the pulse of the Memphis area with unequalled editorial coverage of Memphians, in politics, the art world, on the business front. ... Our hard-hitting journalism tells you what you need to know. We now interrupt this column for a late-breaking news flash: Did you see what Pat Kerr was wearing at Zoo Boo? Experts proclaim, It s scandalous! Now back to our regularly scheduled fluff.