Let's get interactive. Nominations are in order for the person -- fictional or actual or generic -- you would most like to see depart the premises (in good health, of course). Examples: that dude Steve in the Dell commercials; the nameless offender who ends the Verizon commercials with "Can You Hear Me Now?" (Yes, unfortunately!); drivers who veer left before making right turns (and vice versa). Jerry Falwell. Meryl Streep. The range is wide.