"U.S. officials fear what they call the 'Elvis scenario,' that he may already be dead but there's no way to prove it and he'll live on forever as a martyr in myth" -- NBC's Jim Miklaszeweski on bin Laden ("Nightly News," 12/17). All right. This is going too far. The Evildoer has now caused scurrilous comparisons to the most famous Memphian of them all. Now it's really time to take him out!