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News USA, a publication containing a number of finely written feature stories that newspaper editors can include in their publication free of charge, is always chock full of fascinating information. The most recent issue included the following helpful hint: Please wash your child thoroughly (especially his or her rear end) with soap and water before swimming. We all have invisible amounts of fecal matter on our bottoms that end up in the pool. P

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