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POTTY PHONES & EXTRA PERKS

POTTY PHONES & EXTRA PERKS

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As council chair, while I sit I’ll make the changes I see fit. I’m in charge and I can do Whatever it is that I want to. I’ll put a phone right by my loo I’ll put it there ‘cause I want to. It will cost the city lots of dough But no one’s harmed if they don’t know. I’ll stick to my guns like gum to a shoe I’ll spend your money, ‘cause I want to. I’ll change the policies, yes sir and mam I’ll change the policies, council chair I am. If it’s steak and potatoes that I lack I’ll raise the per diem and take the flack. We council need more money to eat So up goes the budget, now bring on the meat! And if I want to take a “business” trip The city will pay, I don’t give a flip! I sign off on my own receipts It’s all in the records, so there’s no deceit. If someone asks why I do what I do I’ll let them know, because

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