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TALKING SQUARE BUNS BLUES

TALKING SQUARE BUNS BLUES

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Dateline Cordova: Irony of nearly criminal proportions occurred when a liquor store owner and a gun seller got bent out of shape about the opening of Crystal s, a business they deem to be adult oriented. There is still no available data to determine how often men drive their SUVs into oncoming traffic after buying one too many pairs of crotchless panties, and thus far it is believed that no dildo(not even The Intruder) has gone off accidentally killing the person who was cleaning it. Or the baby.

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